To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.

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amuses:

if i had a dollar for every time i got rejected, i’d be rich in no time

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rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

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miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

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omg-pictures:

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omg-pictures:

I think of this whenever I turn on CNN
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vonmunsterr:

hurraaid:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Scotland (22 Pics)

SPEAKING OF WHICH

WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST

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SCOTLAND

Scotland is my spiritual homeland

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omg-pictures:

Politics – removedYou clever bitchhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

Politics – removedYou clever bitch
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